Advertise on FunParrots.com™
Local businesses, in front of people who are already deciding what to do this week.
FunParrots.com™ lists what is happening across LA, from Pasadena to the Westside to Ventura, and people
read it when they are looking for somewhere to go. Your card sits next to that list. We keep it to
6 advertisers at a time, so the slot stays worth something.
What it costs
Sponsor card
$99 /mo
Your logo, one line of copy, and a link, rotating on the home page and the events page.
Featured event
$149
One event pinned to the top of the events page for 14 days. Buy it on its own or on top of a sponsor card.
Founding rate. The first 5 advertisers keep $99 for 12 months, even after the rate
goes up. The rate is what holds for 12 months, not the commitment: you are never signed up for
longer than 3 months.
Terms, in full
- 3 months maximum, and there is no longer term to ask for. Run 1, 2, or 3 months, then decide again.
- No auto-renewal past the term you bought. When it ends, it ends, and we will ask if you want another run.
- Rotation is capped at 6 live advertisers. That cap is the thing you are actually buying.
- Payment is by a private link we email you after approval. There is no checkout on this site.
- Change your copy, your logo, or your link any time during the run, at no charge.
What we take, and what we do not
Yes
- Local or LA adjacent
- Relevant to events or to our readers
- Venues, restaurants, shops, studios
- Classes, tours, services, local products
No
- Adult
- Gambling
- Crypto
- MLM and recruiting offers
We apply that list the same way every time, so approval is a check and not a fresh opinion. If your
business is a near miss, apply anyway and we will tell you straight.
What we need from you
- Logo: PNG or SVG, transparent background. It renders 34px tall and 160px wide at most, so send it at 2x that size or larger.
- One line of copy. Roughly 15 words, the thing you would say to someone standing in front of you.
- One destination URL. Send people to the page that matches the ad, not the home page.
No logo? Say so on the form and we will build the card from your site at no charge.
How it works
- You apply below. It takes about two minutes.
- We review it against the list above and reply either way.
- Approved, and we email you a private payment link for the term you picked.
- Paid, and your card goes live on the next site update.
On traffic numbers
We are not going to quote you an audience number we cannot prove. The site is newly instrumented,
and every advertiser gets their own click count from a link that only their card uses. Ask us for
it any time during your run, and we will send you what the numbers actually say.
Apply